Inuit Jargon AIM Intercepts

The Inuit Jargon computers are hot at work intercepting your online Inuit Jargon conversations and sending them to our central database.

May
(Names have been slightly modified to protect those who rock less than the Jargon)

2Jargon4U: so…
2Jargon4U: Maddy was singing this song the other day
2Jargon4U: and i was like where have i heard that song?
Jargonleadsinger: lol
2Jargon4U: and then i realized that the reason my sister was singing about male strippers was because she heard the jargon on my ipod and it was so catchy she had it stuck in her head like a week after

April
(Names and content have been slightly changed)

xXloveinuitXx<3: ok so
Jargonleadsinger: …
xXloveinuitXx<3: i was on ur webpage
xXloveinuitXx<3: and iw as looking at ur desktop backgrounds
xXloveinuitXx<3: lol
Jargonleadsinger: lol
xXloveinuitXx<3: and i decided to see what it would look like if i put it on my desktop
xXloveinuitXx<3: AND NOW IT WONT COME OFF
xXloveinuitXx<3: lol
Jargonleadsinger: well those are the breaks
xXloveinuitXx<3: lol what?
Jargonleadsinger: you win some you lose some
Jargonleadsinger: this time you win
xXloveinuitXx<3: do you know how to take it off?
Jargonleadsinger: no

March

Pmpknpielvr6: OMG@!! geuss what happened last night!!11
xxiheartjargonxx: what??
Pmpknpielvr6: i totally got backstage @ the IJ concert
xxiheartjargonxx: seriously?
xxiheartjargonxx: Inuit Jargon??
Pmpknpielvr6: yeah
xxiheartjargonxx: omg!!! lol
Pmpknpielvr6: YEAH all of them were there… even DJ Tanner
xxiheartjargonxx: so what happened?
xxiheartjargonxx: did you say DJ Tanner was tehre?
xxiheartjargonxx: *there
Pmpknpielvr6: Yeah… he pulled down his pants as soon as I got there
xxiheartjargonxx: lol
xxiheartjargonxx: haha what happened after that
xxiheartjargonxx: i hear he has a pretty big… you know, lol
Pmpknpielvr6: well he told me that he only used it in times of war, and to end world hunger. so I only got to admire it from afar last night
xxiheartjargonxx: wow
Pmpknpielvr6: yeah and matt and shaun and andrew were there too
Pmpknpielvr6: like they were all just hanging out backstage after the show
xxiheartjargonxx: did you get to talk to them?
Pmpknpielvr6: Shaun was giving me the eye the whole show
xxiheartjargonxx: are you serious??!!?
Pmpknpielvr6: i think he might be into me
xxiheartjargonxx: ur totally gonna get with a guy from Inuit Jargon
Pmpknpielvr6: lol
Pmpknpielvr6: it was kinda wierd though…
xxiheartjargonxx: …?
Pmpknpielvr6: well Shaun was wearing a wizard hat and an eye patch on stage
xxiheartjargonxx: haha why?
Pmpknpielvr6: i dunno
Pmpknpielvr6: and he kept wearing it back stage… he just sat there wearing the hat and the eye patch
and he didn’t even mention anything about it.
xxiheartjargonxx: lol
Pmpknpielvr6: oh yeh he was also wearing a cape and a fake mustache
Pmpknpielvr6: he wasnt even wearing those on stage
xxiheartjargonxx: lol
Pmpknpielvr6: he put them on AFTER he got backstage
Pmpknpielvr6: when I tried to talk to him he told me to only address
him as the Admiral
xxiheartjargonxx: lol he’s still so hot though
Pmpknpielvr6: I know, but it was kinda creapy.
xxiheartjargonxx: did you get to talk to Mat t or Andrew?
Pmpknpielvr6: yeah, Andrew was nice I guess
Pmpknpielvr6: lol
xxiheartjargonxx: ;ol
xxiheartjargonxx: what about matt?
Pmpknpielvr6: he kept asking me if I had a sister
Pmpknpielvr6: and then i told him I did…
xxiheartjargonxx: and?>>>?
Pmpknpielvr6: and then he asked if I’d ever make out with her.
xxiheartjargonxx: OMG!!!1
xxiheartjargonxx: lolz lol
Pmpknpielvr6: I didnt kno what to say so i just started talking to
andrew.
xxiheartjargonxx: lol, that’s funny
Pmpknpielvr6: andrew kept telling me bad jokes a
Pmpknpielvr6: nd quoting Peewee’s Play house
xxiheartjargonxx: what’s that??
Pmpknpielvr6: whats what/
xxiheartjargonxx: Peewees Playhouse
Pmpknpielvr6: some kids show
xxiheartjargonxx: never seen it before
Pmpknpielvr6: it’s kinda stupid
Pmpknpielvr6: and when I told him my name was Cameron Rapnik he just screamed Rameron Capnik! to shaun and started laughing a lot.
Pmpknpielvr6: they thought it was really funny
xxiheartjargonxx: what? i dont get it
Pmpknpielvr6: he put the first letter of my last name
Pmpknpielvr6: on the first letter of my last name
xxiheartjargonxx: oh lol
Pmpknpielvr6: he pretty much did it to every other word i said to him
xxiheartjargonxx: how long were you backstage
Pmpknpielvr6: like a half an hour
xxiheartjargonxx: how was it like overall?>
Pmpknpielvr6: Inuit Jargon is the hottest most awesome band ever!!
xxiheartjargonxx: seriously